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Ep. 112: The One With Dina’s Razor Mishap
In this episode of Don't Make It Weird, things go off the rails as Dina breaks her mic, and Sean faces some serious Shock-O-Con anxiety! Join hosts Daniel, Dina, and Producer Sean as they navigate technical difficulties, play a hilariously awkward game of Poetry for Neanderthals (NSFW edition), and debate the merits of romance versus fantasy writing. Along the way, Daniel trains his hugs, Dina reveals her preference for spy novels, and the team can’t seem to get a clean take no matter how hard they try.
Ep. 113: The One at Shock-O-Con LIVE!
We went LIVE in front of a convention audience and here on our YouTube channel for a very special Shock-O-Con episode of Don't Make It Weird!
Ep. 111: The One Where We Dab The Tip
What's better after a laugh than a debate that really makes you think? We dive into the great hygiene debate: should men dab or wipe after peeing? With our surprise segment guest, Stevie Wildcard from the "We Have Issues" podcast, we tackle this cheeky question with humor and insight. Stevie, the self-proclaimed "sommelier of urine," presents a case for the classic shake, while Dina offers some unique hygiene suggestions that spark passionate arguments.
Ep. 110: The One With Matthew Siadak
Ever wondered what happens when a mischievous gnome, Taylor Swift conspiracy theories, and a fictional supervillain collide in a podcast episode? This week on Don't Make It Weird, Daniel, Dinasaurus, and Sean serve up a cocktail of hilarity and unexpected twists with our special guest, the talented author Matthew Siadak.
Ep. 109: The One With Abby Simpson
Join us for an entertaining episode of "Don't Make it Weird," where we're thrilled to host Abby Simpson, a passionate Canadian writer and historical fiction enthusiast. We kick-start with a playful chat about oven settings and Canadian city hierarchies, sprinkled with Abby's witty Canada facts. Trust us, you'll be laughing as we take some good-natured jabs at cities like Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal, and Winnipeg.
Ep. 108: The One Where We're Under Authority (Dina Escapes A Cult Pt. V)
In this week's episode, you'll hear about Dina's fierce encounter with a rattlesnake, showcasing her protective motherly instincts. But things get heavy as we continue to dissect the deeply unsettling documentary "Shiny Happy People," exploring the grim realities of cult life, from rigid gender roles to harrowing accounts of sexual abuse. We urge you to practice self-care as we navigate these intense topics, blending serious discourse with moments of levity.
Ep. 107: The One Where Batman Doesn't Give Head
Ever wondered if Batman's a giver or a taker in the bedroom? We're not holding back in this hilariously unfiltered episode of the Don't Make It Weird Podcast! We kick things off with some lively banter, including updates on Dina's toddler, Zebra, and his new molars. Producer Sean chimes in with his signature wit, and Dina shares her recent success in book marketing by offering her book for free. The episode is rounded out with a beloved game segment, another hysterical Dina story, and an eagerly anticipated reading of "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" in our Cringey Copulation segment.
Ep. 106: The One With The Optimal Orgy Etiquette
Ever wondered about the bizarre connection between nipples and teeth? Or how neglecting your virtual Neopets might just make you a quadrillionaire? Get ready for a rollercoaster of fun as Season 3 of the Don't Make it Weird Podcast kicks off with Daniel and Dina's wild banter. Dina's amusing fact-sharing and her carefree bottle-of-margarita antics set the stage for a series of hilarious and heartfelt revelations, including a milestone in her personal life.
Ep. 105: The One With Dina Dakota
The episode takes a conspiratorial twist when we dig into the mysterious disappearance of Kate Middleton. Amid community efforts to recover a missing piece for Dina and her Kickstarter success story, we dive into gripping conspiracy theories about the British royal family. From speculating on Queen Elizabeth's secret demise to debating the relevance and attractiveness of royal figures, our irreverent banter keeps things lively and engaging. Don't miss our humorous take on pre-recorded New Year's Eve ball drops and secret royal scandals.
Ep. 104: The One Where Dina Escapes A Cult Pt. IV (The One Where We Grow Up Gothard)
Brace yourself for a deep dive into serious territory as we explore the "Shiny Happy People" documentary, focusing on the Duggar family and the Institute in Basic Life Principles (IBLP). Trigger warnings are provided as we discuss sensitive topics like religious beliefs and sexual abuse. Dina opens up about her personal experiences growing up in a cult, shedding light on the long-term impacts, moments of epiphany, and the challenges of unlearning deeply ingrained behaviors. We also tackle the harrowing accusations against Josh Duggar and the oppressive teachings of Bill Gothard, touching on disturbing cultural norms and the damaging effects of extreme sexual repression.
Ep. 103: The One With Dzintra Sullivan
If you've ever wondered whether an elephant is more akin to a dog or a cat, or if you've found yourself lost in the peculiarities of Australian slang, buckle up for this wild literary escapade. With the brilliant Dzintra (Zee) Sullivan in the mix, we're throwing the rulebook out the window and serving up a feast of storytelling with a side of irreverent humor. From character games that will have you guessing alongside us to a hearty debate on the hierarchy of potato dishes, this episode has it all - including a pinch of philosophy and a sprinkle of survival tips.
Ep. 102: The One With Mike Jones: The Musical
Daniel and Dinasaurus, your beloved raconteurs, are back to whisk you through a whirlwind of absurdities and heartfelt realness in this week's brand new episode of Don't Make It Weird. This time, Producer Sean forgot to record the footage for the first 20 minutes. OOPS!
Ep. 101: The One With The Flibbertigibbets
Ever found yourself in the aftermath of a shower, faced with a toilet disaster that has you contemplating life choices? Yeah, us too—and we're spilling it all in this episode! Join Daniel and Dinasaurus, along with our quick-witted Producer Sean, as we navigate through the murky waters of bathroom blunders with a side of Sunny D Vodka Seltzers. Prepare to cringe and chuckle as we share stories that are just too outrageous to keep to ourselves.
Ep. 100: The One With The Holiday Hoedown Throwdown (feat. Special Guests!)
Grab your Santa hat and a cold pint of Death Raptor because this holiday special of our podcast is like the weirdest, wildest office Christmas party you've never attended – but always wished you had. Planned entirely by Dinasaurus, as scandalous and spirited as ever in her holiday get-up, we take you through a winter wonderland of topics, from the moral ambiguity of Christmas movie tropes to the chaos of outfit changes and technical gremlins that tested our festive fortitude. And let's not forget our special guests, Alexander James, Rance and Bob Denton, and our bestest friend Jess The Mess, who brought their own brands of merry mischief and reflections to our Christmas special.
Ep. 99: The One With Sarah Eriksen
Ever found yourself pondering the peculiar color change of soggy clothes or which insurance plan Lightning McQueen prefers? Well, your curiosities are about to be sated as we, Daniel Quigley and Dinasaurus, guide you through an episode that's anything but ordinary. With the whimsically wonderful Sarah Eriksen, a master of the written word and gaming extraordinaire, we traverse the landscapes of holiday hilarity, pop culture puzzles, and literary labyrinths. Sarah even gives us a glimpse into her "Treacherous Havens," sharing the origins and ethical intricacies laced within its post-apocalyptic world.
Ep. 98: The Halloween Special III LIVE!
Put on your favorite costume, pour yourself a drink, and join us for our third annual Halloween spectacular! We will have fun stories, a thoughful discussion, and a new game segment! Come hang out with us, and you just might get some free candy!
Ep. 97: The One Where Dina Escapes A Cult Pt. III (The One Where We Meet The Duggars)
Brace yourselves as we steer the conversation towards a darker realm, the world of religious cults, specifically the Independent Fundamental Baptist Church. We reveal the underbelly of these sects, with Dina, sharing her personal experiences of growing up in a rigid and punitive environment. Unravel the threads of the Duggar family's rise to fame, their intersection with the IFB and IBLP belief system, and the profound implications of their religious convictions for gender roles, discipline, and control.
Ep. 96: The One With Every Wish Way (The Return Of Shannon Bright)
Ready for a wild ride of romance, whimsy, and hilarity? We buckle up with Shannon Bright, a mastermind auto body technician and romance novelist, who's here to turbocharge our adventure. Shannon opens up about juggling her love for auto work and crafting swoon-worthy love stories, giving us a sneak peek into her upcoming book, Every Wish Way.
Ep. 95: The One With N.J. Alexander
Get ready for a roller-coaster episode as we welcome N.J. (Nick) Alexander, the brilliant mind behind the epic fantasy, FOGBOUND, and The Intern of the Goddamn Gamecube Podcast. We're delving deep into Dina's Tiktok Conspiracy Corner, discussing claims that nuclear test footage is fabricated – is it reality or just another conspiracy theory?
Prepare to chuckle (or not!) as we challenge our funny bones in 'You Laugh You Die: Pickup Lines edition'. Can Nick and the team keep a straight face or will they succumb to seduction? Nick then takes us on a chilling journey, recounting a family vacation to Canada that becomes a web of horror - quite literally!
From spine-tinglers to spuds, join us in uncovering the layered secrets of the humble potato. Watch out! Nick's got a drink in hand, and the Buffalo rules mean he might just have to down it before the end of the show.
Literary lovers are in for a treat as Nick offers an exclusive reading from FOGBOUND, revealing a slice of his enchanting universe. And if you think that's where the surprises end, hold onto your seats! Our Cringey Copulation segment presents Nick, bravely (or regrettably?) reading from Leonard Delaney's cheeky 'Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story (Digital Desires Book 2)'. Tune in for revelations, uproarious moments, and a dose of the unexpected!
Ep. 94: The One Where Alex Releases The Woodkin (feat. Alexander James)
Prepare yourself, listeners, for an episode filled with wild anecdotes, laughter, and intellectual discussions as we welcome back our fan-favorite guest, author and culinary pro, Alexander James. In honor of the release of his long-anticipated horror novel, The Woodkin, we have a thrilling chat about his writing journey, dinner evaluations, and some outlandish conspiracy theories. From his childhood bicycle accident involving a Mercedes and firing Dina's cannon, to the wild theory linking Britney Spears and the World Trade Center, we promise a rollercoaster ride of an episode.
Embark on a hilarious journey as we hear about Alex's quarantine-before-it-was-cool experience, complete with amusing anecdotes about Boudreux's Butt Paste and deep fried hush puppy donuts. But don't worry, we mix the humor with insightful conversations as we delve into Alex's thoughts on consciousness and deep discussions on the themes of arrogance and vulnerability in his novel's protagonist, Josh. We promise to keep you hooked with our heated debate about Fern Gully, the Muppets, and Sesame Street, along with an engaging conspiracy theory about Mr. Rogers and his biker gang tattoos.
And for the grand finale, listeners, you're in for a treat as we feature a reading from chapter one of Alex's novel. Plus, in a cheeky twist, we explore some of the most cringy erotic literature in history from a very special author, read by Alex (for the last time!). So get comfortable, prepare for laughter, and join us on this wild ride through literature, conspiracy theories, and more!